Waking up

(With apologies to Douglas Adams)

Arthur: "Who are you?"

Lintilla: "Archaeologist"

Arthur: "What?"

Lintilla: "Shhhhhh"

Arthur: "Archaeologist?"

Lintilla: "Yes"

Arthur: "What are you doing?"

Lintilla: "Digging, researching, trying to stay alive"

Arthur: "What, with that lot around?"

Lintilla: "Most particularly because that lot are around"



So, we are finally awake....now, what's been happening?